Friday, January 02, 2009
F**K : The Most versatile word in dictionary
I just came across a clipping about how our most famous 4 letter word f**k and its usage across situations and dam it was good. I am posting below the same while changing f**k to fcuk (hopefully avoiding any moral internet police litigation).
FCUK (f**k) is the most versatile word in English language. It falls into many grammatical categories.
It can be used as a
1) Verb, both transitive and intransitive
Transitive: John fckued mary.
In Transitive: Mary was fcuked by John.
2) Noun: Mary is a fine fcuk.
3) Adjective: Mary is fcuking beautiful
Situational uses:
1) Fraud: I got fcuked by the used car dealer
2) Ignorance: Fcuk if I know!
3) Trouble: I guess I am Fcuked now!
4) Aggression: Fcuk You!
5) Displeasure: What the Fcuk is going on here?
6) Difficulty: I can’t understand this fcuking job.
7) Incompetence: He is a fcuk off!
8) Suspicion: What the fcuk are you doing?
9) Enjoyment: I had a fcuking time!
10) Request: Pls get the fcuk out of here!
11) Hostility: I am going to knock your fcuking head off!
12) Greeting: How the fcuk are you?
13) Apathy: Who gives a fcuk!
14) Innovation: Get a bigger fcuking hammer!
15) Surprise: Fcuk, you scared the shit out of me!
16) Anxiety: Today is really fcuked?
I never understood the magnanimity of this word till now !!!
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